I saw something on the subway last night that made me want to run to my blog!
It wasn't the first time I saw it, but it was just the wrong thing at the wrong time at the wrong moment.
Ladies, ladies, ladies...
If you are a mature and grown woman, please do not come out in public with words like:
embroidered in rhinestones and glitter on the seat of your pants!!!!
It looks like a sizzlin'-hot-ghetto-mess when you do. I just want to tell you what your friends and family are too scared to say.
Let's have just a tiny bit of decorum here, can we?
Just for the record, there is not a TRUE Diva in the free world that would be caught dead with the word "DIVA" sewn to her ass in bright red sequins!!! So, please find it in your heart to believe that if you are a real hottie, cutie, sexy sugar or diva - WE WILL SEE IT IN HOW YOU CARRY YOURSELF and not in the billboard you have turned your backside into!