20 February 2008

Armageddon has fallen upon DC!!!


Oh my God!
It's snowing in the District of Columbia! I see it with my very own eyes, right outside of my office window. Big fluffy snowflakes that seem to be melting on the sidewalk far below.
Snow in the District of Columbia spells catastrophe for men and women of all ages! People in DC, inside the I-495 beltway, loose their minds and all of their driving skills at the first sign of a snowflake. A mere dusting will guarantee countless pile-ups, road closings, and hours and hours of traffic. All is lost! All is lost!
Lock your doors and say your prayers because snow is falling in the nations capital!
How am I going to get home? Will I ever see my loved ones again?
I admit that I haven't been posting much lately on my blog - but, I still love my blog! I still love my readers! I still love reading the comments! But with snow on the streets of DC, my life will be in complete jeopardy as I set out to the subway!
Am I man enough to walk several blocks and cross several streets in the District under a (gulp) raging snowfall?
Pray for me.....
TSBM.

5 comments:

Los Angelista said...

Whew, now that looks cold!

If we ever have this in Hollywood, then we'll definitely know Armageddon is here!

Lovebabz said...

OK you are way too dramatic! Try living in CONNECTICUT! IT IS STILL SNOWING AT 4:41 in the afternoon! and you need to blog MORE OFTEN!

You are missed.

And to Los Angelista...SHUT UP! and I mean that in the best possible way!!! (smile...barely through chattering teeth)

Anali said...

Hopefully you made it through the snow and are laughing at all these comments! ; ) It's snowing here in Massachusetts and I'm so ready for spring.

B. Good said...

LOL, be brave! Thankfully, I was stranded out in California during this storm, so I missed it all. Drats!

surviving myself said...

better stock up on the toilet paper.